Image Gallery
Neural Lab
By bbe
Scientists at the Center's Neural Manipulation Laboratory study real-time brain responses to increasingly frustrating interface designs
Cit Headquarters
By bbe
The Center's headquarters features deliberately confusing architecture and maze-like corridors designed to disorient visitors
Enhanced Roots
By bollard
Specialized root structures developed for optimal nutrient absorption in lightless conditions
Deep Farm Complex
By bollard
A state-of-the-art subterranean farming complex utilizing multiple dark agriculture technologies
Barrier Diagram
By bollard
Schematic of an early proof barrier system used to defend against axiom attacks
Axiom Battlefield
By bollard
The devastated remains of the Princeton Mathematics Department following the First Axiom Offensive
Punta Alessandri Aerial
By Albon Diga
Aerial view of Punta Alessandri's distinctive spiral layout, showcasing the integration of biomechanical garden complexes with residential areas
Marine Biomech
By Albon Diga
Marine biomechanical systems beneath Punta Alessandri helping to maintain the island's ecosystem and generate sustainable energy
Biomech Leaf
By Albon Diga
A mature specimen of Digitalis circuitensis displaying characteristic metallic venation patterns and bioluminescent nodes
Frustration Camp Aerial
By bollard
The notorious Camp Sisyphus facility features an ever-changing maze of corridors that rearrange themselves while trainees attempt to navigate to their classes
Dark Pattern Training
By bollard
Advanced students at Camp Torment perfect their misleading button placement techniques using live test subjects
Tahoe Compound
By bollard
The secluded Lake Tahoe compound where the notorious Go_Ogle Freethought Sessions took place in October 2014
Optimization Diagram
By bollard
A rare leaked diagram showing proposed modifications to human anatomy for optimal content consumption
Market Medicine
By bollard
Advanced market realignment therapy session showing cellular response patterns
Consciousness Pattern
By bollard
Neural network visualization showing market-driven information processing in early consciousness systems
Meeting Room Wars
By bbe
Statistical analysis of meeting room territorial disputes over a six-month period
Microwave Analytics
By bbe
Confidential data visualization showing peak microwave usage conflicts and associated passive-aggressive behaviors
Dpq Inaugural Cover
By bollard
The inaugural issue of Dark Patterns Quarterly featured an unreadable holographic cover that induced mild vertigo
Dpq Contents Page
By bollard
The journal's table of contents employs a proprietary navigation system that becomes increasingly difficult to use as readers attempt to locate specific articles
Dark Pattern Workshop
By bollard
Participants at the first Dark Pattern Design Workshop in 2013, where the foundations for modern anti-user experience design were established
Malicious Design Protest
By bollard
Members of the Malicious Design Movement staging their first major demonstration at the 2012 Silicon Valley Design Conference, wearing their signature "broken interface" masks
Halls Of Brodin
By bbe
The main chamber of the Halls of Brodin during the annual Gathering of Powers
Time Slow Five
By bbe
A rare photograph capturing the temporal distortion effect of a Time-Slowing High Five
Legendary Keg
By bbe
The Legendary Keg of Power on display at the Bro Museum of Historical Artifacts